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Monday, June 13, 2022

Terrible Advice that is True

I was reminded of both working at Quintrex as well as working with the Senior Technical Writer at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa when I read Page Ranges in a TOC this morning, which says the following:


Colin asked if it is possible to construct a table of contents so it includes not just a starting page number, but a range of page numbers. For instance, the table of contents would include 1-1 to 1-22 instead of just 1-1.

Unfortunately, this is not possible in Word. The table of contents feature is designed to only include starting page numbers. It would appear that this decision is related to the fact that determining a starting page number is easy (it is the page on which the related heading starts), but an ending page number for a section is not as easily determined. Where a section ends depends on what headings you instruct Word to include in the TOC.

If you want page ranges in your TOC, the only way to get them is to manually enter the TOC and not rely on Word to create one automatically.


When I worked at Quintrex, BSS was my co-worker. He used to write documentation in Microsoft Word. 

One day, he showed me that how he created a table of contents for one of his documents. 

For each section that he wanted to have included in the table of contents, he selected the text and clicked Insert > Bookmark. He repeated this process for each heading throughout his document. 

Then, on the table of contents page, he typed the name of each bookmark - he did not use any Word styles in his document - typed the leader dots [.....], then the page number. After typing the page number, he selected the page number and clicked Insert > Hyperlink and selected a heading in his document. He repeated this process for each heading in his document.

Thankfully, when he showed me his process, I was able to show him how to insert a TOC field which automatically builds the table of contents. 

I chuckle about it now. When I left Quintrex to go to the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa, the tool that was being used for one of the user guides was InDesign. In context, InDesign is typically used by a marketing department to create short (generally, under 10 pages) documents. However, at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa, InDesign was being used for a (roughly) 150 page user guide. The Senior Technical Writer at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa followed a similar process of manually creating the table of contents for that 150 page user guide. In fact, the Senior Technical Writer at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa went a step further and printed the entire 150 page user guide to manually verify that the page number in the table of contents matched the actual page in the body of the document. The Senior Technical Writer at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa went further to brag about staying at work until midnight on the night before the new version of the 150 page user guide was due, providing details of printing the 150 page user guide multiple times which, to me, proved that the process followed by Senior Technical Writer at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa was ... stupid. It was an absolutely terrible process and to brag about being required to be working on the 150 page user guide until midnight beautifully illustrates how the process was a broken process and the utter and complete incompetence of that Senior Technical Writer at the Unnamed Hellhole in southern Iowa. 

It is good advice to tell someone (Colin) that the intended goal is dumb. If you really want to know when a section ends, look at the table of contents. For example, look at this table of contents:

Section 1............... 1

Section 2............... 15  

You can see that Section 1 starts on page 1 and Section 2 begins on page 15. That tells someone looking at the table of contents that Section 1 is 14 pages (pages 1 through 14). As a side note, I'd add that I've never seen a table of contents that shows a page range for a section. It is always good advice to tell someone (Colin) that the intended goal of what you want to do is unattainable. As it is written, the author of Page Ranges in a TOC made me think of two former co-workers who manually created a table of contents, which is wrong.

Thursday, June 9, 2022

Not a Fan

All I did was post that I was not a fan of paying $100 to fill up the 2007 Ford F-150 with gas. After that, my Facebook friends took over and raised topics such as Trump, Biden, illegal immigration, and all sorts of things.



 
















Alex's BP in KC

Monday, June 6, 2022

Sea Moss

Shark Tank - Mark Cuban, Kevin Hart invest in sea moss start-up

Dumbness in Ames

2 Iowa State students, including suspect’s ex-girlfriend, killed in shooting outside church, sheriff says.

Additional Details

The gunman, who was accused of harassing one of the victims, opened fire on her and others outside an Ames church Thursday. The gunman who killed two women outside of an Iowa church Thursday had been in a relationship with one of them and targeted her, the Story County sheriff said Friday.

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Friday, June 3, 2022

Advice for Being Speedy

Good advice.
My dad, 3 uncles, 5 great uncles, well over 20 cousins are all law enforcement.
I’m 53, and an inveterate speeder. I pretty much drive 10–30 mph over the speed limit everywhere that’s outside of the city (live in a city of 100k people, and travel all over the state for work, all the time).
I get pulled over at least 6 times a year. So far this year I’ve been pulled over 8 times and got 1 ticket. On average, I get a ticket once every 2 years. Yes, I normally get a ticket less than 10% of the time I’m pulled over. My wife gets mad at me for it, lol.
WHen I am speeding and see a LEO put their lights on, I IMMEDIATELY do the following:
  1. Slow down, then start braking when it’s safe.
  2. Pull over, as far off the road as I can without getting stuck or hitting something, etc.
  3. Lower all of my windows, and kill my engine. If at night, I turn on the interior lights so the cop can see inside easily as he walks up.
  4. Put my right hand on top of the steering wheel, and my left on the window seal of my door.
  5. Then I wait for the officer to approach.
  6. If he asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” I add at least 2mph to whatever my speedometer actually said, and add that “I have no excuse: no emergency or anything, I was driving too fast.” If he simply tells me, “The reason I pulled you over today was for excessive speed,” I immediately say something very close to the following: “Yes sir. I was going XX. I have no excuse, I was driving too fast.”
  7. At that point, at least 1/2 the cops I’ve dealt with over the years at least raise their eyebrows- if not more- in surprise.
  8. When they ask for license and insurance, etc, I first tell them where it is (wallet, center console) before I move, at all.
I pretend that every cop that pulls me over is one of my elderly uncles, and behave, and speak, with the utmost respect- regardless of how they may come off to me.
Those guys/women deal with people all day long who lie, argue, and are simply hard to deal with. The easier I am to deal with, and the more safe the cop feels when standing beside my car on a busy highway, the less likely they are to try and stick it to me, and maybe even give me a break.
I get a ticket less than 10% of the time I’m pulled over for speeding. Courtesy, simply understanding that the officer’s normal day is a pain, and trying to make at least the part I’m involved with go as easily as possible goes a LONG way to helping the officer relax.
No one wants to help people who argue with them. Simply tell the officer what happened, be honest, and you are far more likely to drive away with nothing more than a warning than a ticket than if you are combative, argue, and lie.


From 3-25-2022

An editor was needed back on 3-25-2022:


 

Bayside Vintage Theme Anyone?


https://youtu.be/A-1FlCfMGXI

https://youtu.be/noXk95mnCSc

https://youtu.be/-bPnmDDk9_4

https://youtu.be/_0-tcOzHFgQ

Bayside in 2008


BAYSIDE - Live - FULL SET - November 7, 2008 - Greensboro, NC - https://youtu.be/s4T9475R5Os
  1. 0:00 Boy 
  2. 4:02 Hello Shitty  
  3. 5:08 The Walking Wounded 
  4. 8:55 Montauk 
  5. 13:55 No One Understands 
  6. 17:15 Roshambo  
  7. 21:30 They're not horses 
  8. 26:20 Carry on 
  9. 30:30 Masterpiece 
  10. 36:20 The Ghost of St Valentine  
  11. 40:05 Guardrail 
  12. 45:15 Landing feet first 
  13. 51:10 Don't call me Peanut 
  14. 55:45 A Call to Arms 
  15. 58:50 Blame it on bad luck  
  16. 1:03:20 Duality  
  17. No Devotion and Desire or it was cut off from an encore

Thursday, June 2, 2022

Vintage Bayside with John Beatz


https://youtu.be/62Ov4739_5o

  •  0:00 hello shitty  
  • 1:10 tortures of the damned 
  • 5:11 alcohol and alter boys 
  • 8:47 poison in my veins 
  • 12:56 Montauk  
  • 17:00 blame it on bad luck 
  • 21:20 just enough to love you 
  • 26:32 devotion and desire  
  • 30:52 guardrail  
  • 35:23 kellum 
  • 38:42 masterpiece

MJF drops Massive Pipe Bomb on AEW


https://youtu.be/RKew7BBTkRY

KM Returns to the Hawkeyes!

Iowa junior Kris Murray returning to Hawkeyes in 2022-23

ECW 100 OMG Moments

ECW was breaking existing standards in the professional wrestling industry.
ECW 100 OMG Moments

Ric Flair Does the BEST Promos


BEST Ric Flair Promo Ever with Jay Lethal

Peter Criss is a Big Influence on my Drumming


Peter Criss An Inside Look at the Former Kiss Drummer

Reaction Compilations


Reaction Compilations

Reacting to DH


REACTION MONTAGE | Metallica - Disposable Heroes | First Time Compilation | *DESCRIPTION*

Making SW from 1977


The Making of Star Wars (Rare 1977 Documentary)

Things That Need to Be Said


Things That Need To Be Said...I Got Some ‘Pride’ For Ya

How to Stay Calm During a Confrontation

How to Stay Calm During a Confrontation, According to an Expert - A psychologist explains why it’s so hard to keep a handle on your emotions when your buttons are pushed, and what you can do to have more productive conversations

Remember that Time When

I was hopeful about the 2021-2022 Iowa Hawkeyes men's basketball team a year ago, on Wednesday, June 2, 2021. By now, the season has been over for about 2 months and attention is being directed to the 2022-2023 Iowa Hawkeyes men's basketball team. However, before moving forward, here's a look back at what I thought a year ago: Way Too Early Optimistic Thoughts about the 2021-2022 Iowa Men's Basketball Team.

Also, question for Future Me - did I arrive at HSSB at 5 AM today and walk my up/around3 routine before beginning my Disaster Recovery and/or Knowledge Management work? Provide an answer below, please:
Yes, I did


  1. Was the 2021-2022 Iowa Hawkeyes men's basketball team season a success or frustration? It was a season of highs and lows. The team was riding a wave. First, there was the frustrating loss at IL to end the season (a game that was within their grasp at the end of the game), followed by a series of successes. The team found a way to win 4 games in 4 days on the road to the Big 10 Championship!! Then, the team went into their first round game in the NCAA Tournament against Richmond. Iowa had a chance to win that game but, in they end, they lost and the team that I had picked to win the NCAA Championship was knocked out of the tournament - a true bracket burster! After the game, there was such compelling sadness & disappointment on the faces of Connor McCaffery & Jordan Bohannon at the post-game press conference - truly, their faces are burned in my mind and I don't think it is likely to be an image I will ever forget. Connor declared that it was the worst game they had played that season and barely could get his words out. Because of C-19 and being granted an extra year of eligibility, Connor has the option to return for the 2022-2023 season, despite going through Senior Night festivities on February 28, 2022. Doing so is why JoBo was sitting next to him. However, when he was asked about returning, it didn't sound like he would return.
  2. Did I attend Carver-Hawkeye Arena games with either Fred (of Fred and Julie) or Brian Rock or Alex? Did I find a way to attend multiple games with all 3 of them? Did I attend any games with Jason Lest? I attended two games at Carver-Hawkeye Arena, one with "just" Brunch and one with  Brunch and Wubs.
  3. Did I begin 6/2/2022 with my up/around3 routine before beginning my Disaster Recovery and/or Knowledge Management work? Yes, I did.
  4. It is now 23 days (3 weeks, 2 days) until Alex and Hannah's June 25, 2022, wedding - who's ready to PARTY!! I am ready. I want to say, for the record, I believe the day will be totally awesome and exceed every expectation I could conceive in my head about their wedding day.