Tallica News & a Bassist Joke

• Defender of the crap and more defending of the crap
  
  
• Turns Out Guys From Tool & Metallica Have Inside Jokes About Their Albums Taking So Damn Long and bassist jokes from the comments from that article:
  

  Duce180	Who's the better bassist ?
  james182	Lemmy
  I-Am-The-Man	Peter Steele.
  OriginOfFeces*	I second this.
  bonekrusha27	They're bass players, therefore, it's impossible for either of them to be better at anything.
  Theo1967	Since when are bassists in the know about band goods anyway? I thought they just made the sandwiches

* Editor's Note: while this comment adds nothing of value, the user name "OriginOfFeces" is brilliant and had to be captured.