I came across a blog called "Don't hate the player ~ Hate the game. As I was poking around, I realized that I really enjoyed the writing style, especially on the Contact Me page, where she says, "Or just stand at the bottom of the stairs and start yelling "Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom" until I come down and see just what the problem is and feed you cookies."
After reading that, I wanted more wit. One of the posts I read was called The Fuzzy Math of Marriage. Beyond liking the writing style, I specifically related to #2 - You can't keep a scorecard.
Guilty as charged.
It's so easy to do that and the challenge is to not do it.