No, NOT Moving Here

Here are 47 pictures of a house I will never live in. It is located in Kalona, Iowa:

Neat House in CR

1826 23rd St NW Cedar Rapids, IA 52405 4 beds 3 baths 2,424 sqft - $280,000

From the ad:

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Wow! Look at that view! If you've been looking for an in town wooded acreage, this may be the answer to your dreams. This home comes to you featuring .96 acres, spacious deck and awesome patio, 4 bedrooms, 2 and a half baths, a finished walkout lower level AND a heated 3 car garage. A few other extras are a formal dining room, main floor laundry, lockers off the garage and a gas fireplace with built-ins. If this isn't enough, picture being at the end of a dead-end street and having 20 wooded acres next to you. Words cannot describe how heavenly this is! Seeing is believing, so schedule a private showing today. You will be glad you did!

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Crazy Price

No, I'm not moving and I'm glad! There's no way in hell I would pay nearly $300,000 for this house! I don't like the entry (going up steps), I think the kitchen looks crowded, and I think mowing the lawn would be too time-consuming. I don't mind mowing - I just don't want to spend all of an evening doing it.

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Price: $ 297,500 | Bedrooms: 3 | Bath: 2.0

This close in acreage is a must see! Only minutes to North Liberty, restaurants, shopping, Lake McBride, the Reservoir, Sugar Bottom Beach and much more! A true gem in outstanding condition. 3 Bedroom , 2 Bath and over 1,600 sq ft finished. Loaded with updates and priced at just $297,500.