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Friday, June 9, 2017

I'll Stay Where I Am

In my Indeed job email, there was an opening in Mount Pleasant, IA. I know that when I worked at that Hellhole That is Not Named, I had a co-worker who lived in Mount Pleasant. I also remember Alex played a basketball game there and then left his jersey in the locker room which meant Karen and I drove to Mount Pleasant on a day off of work to retrieve it. Anyways, I was curious how long of a commute it is and this is what mapquest.com said:


Why would anyone take "route 2" which adds 33 minutes to the drive?!?

No, I'm not going anywhere. In fact, I feel really REALLY good about work. The Disaster Recovery documentation is shaping up - perhaps I will post an overview in the future of what it's shaping up to look like, as far as structure.

Here's the job description. It requires the use of InDesign, which I hate* and PageMaker**. I have no interest in leaving where I am. 

Technical Writer - Mount Pleasant, Iowa

Hearth & Home Technologies - Mount Pleasant, IA

Help us prepare and manage all installation documents necessary for our family of products as a Technical Writer in Mount Pleasant, Iowa at Hearth & Home Technologies. This rewarding career includes competitive compensation, comprehensive benefits and a supportive environment focused on developing your skills.

Our Technical Writer is responsible for the technical writing, editing and content management of product installation manuals, warning labels and user guides intended for customer use for Hearth & Home Technologies’ products. You’ll be working with the production, engineering, new product development, technical support and marketing departments to accurately capture HHT products in a written and pictorial/graphic format.

Hearth & Home Technologies believes in the power of a Lean Manufacturing, Quality and Safety focus. Our Technical Writer plays a vital role in ensuring compliance with all labeling requirements and clearly communicating installation and user information to make sure all parts are properly installed and utilized to support objectives at Hearth & Home Technologies.

Your role as a Technical Writer

  • Perform technical writing, editing and content management of product installation manuals, warning labels and user guides. Interacts effectively with engineers, designers and product managers to understand critical product features requiring explanation in product documentation.
  • Coordinate document changes and ensures consistency between documents through interaction with offsite documentation staff. This includes ensuring basic standards are met for document quality, clarity and content at other HHT locations.
  • Ensure appropriate safety and warning content is properly presented in the product documentation and labeling through interaction with engineering, purchasing, quality, reliability, product liability, agency, governmental bodies and other resources.
  • Maintain familiarity with applicable standards and codes to ensure compliance of product documentation and labeling consistent with the required standard of care.
  • Ensure product documentation is properly controlled and that current revisions are available for both production and approved user access on a timely basis.
  • Perform special projects related to continuous improvement of documentation and documentation systems. Supports strategies for the implementation of document improvement and change.

Requirements

The requirements of a Technical Writer
  • 4 year degree and 3 years’ experience in technical writing or a combination of education and experience.
  • 3 or more years’ experience working with desktop publishing software, including but not limited to, PageMaker, InDesign, Illustrator, PostScript (Auto Cad), Acrobat Professional, and Photoshop.
  • Ability to interact effectively with technical staff. Able to grasp technical and safety implications and transform them into effective instructions.
  • Must be a team player, results oriented and able to work in a fast-paced and changing environment.

About Working for Hearth & Home Technologies

Hearth & Home Technologies is the world’s largest developer, manufacturer and supplier of fireplaces, stoves and hearth products. As the Hearth Experts™, we thrive on continual innovation and work to incorporate the latest in material, design and technology. Our consumer-focused approach, strong brands and streamlined value chain help us lead every aspect of the hearth industry.

Lakeville, Minnesota is our home, but we have locations throughout the United States. Hearth & Home Technologies is a subsidiary of HNI Corporation (NYSE: HNI) and serves residential and commercial markets. HHT produces the industry’s best and most-recognized brands, including: Heat & Glo®, Heatilator®, Quadra-Fire®, Harman®, SimpliFire™, EcoChoice™ and PelPro™. The company also manages Fireside Hearth & Home™ retail stores and builder design centers.

Why Choose Hearth & Home Technologies

  • Working for the industry leader of a product that people love
  • Competitive compensation and benefits
  • Positive environment where we work together as a team
Take the next step in your career by applying for a job today.



* Editor's Note: Hatred of InDesign is tied directly to the inability of co-workers to use it correctly, which is to not use it to maintain a software user guide with a manually typed TOC and not styles and no standard for using one or two spaces after a period (the rule was "use one unless it looks funny, then use two") and manually drawing a line from the end of a heading to the right margin and ... and ... and ... yeah, all of those are closely related to how InDesign was being used, not the actual product.

** Editor's Note: PageMaker was used in college (25 years ago) to lay out the Reflections literary magazine. It wasn't a favorite tool then. PageMaker ceased active development in 2004. Read more here.

Five Hard Truths We All Need To Accept To Get Stronger

  1. When the going gets tough, people often disappear.
  2. You can’t expect your environment to take care of you.
  3. Experiencing loss is something we will all have to go through at some point in our lives.
  4. People cannot read your mind.
  5. Life is unpredictable. 
That list is from http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/quora-uk/5-hard-truths-we-all-need_b_16969914.html. Read the article for more details.

I Want This

One of the Ten Commandments is to not covet what you don't have so I freely admit, here and now, I am coveting my co-worker's setup:
SIX MONITORS!!! That is like the coolest thing EVER!!

Editor's Note: Image was modified after original post was published to blur co-worker's name.

Thursday, June 8, 2017

50 Thousand

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/entertainment/thousands-rock-out-with-metallica-at-sports-authority-field
This is a great quote:

Fifty-thousand people were expected at Sports Authority Field for the show, which also included Avenged Sevenfold and Volbeat.
"What we're going to see tonight is an epic display of radness," Ty Widhalm, a devoted fan, told Denver7.
Widhalm came all the way from Hawaii for the show. His family lives in Colorado.
"Well, really I'm here for the concert but the family is here," he said with a laugh.

What they played...
  1. Hardwired
  2. Atlas, Rise!
  3. For Whom the Bell Tolls
  4. Creeping Death
  5. The Unforgiven
  6. (followed by a lightning delay)
  7. Now That We're Dead
  8. Moth Into Flame
  9. Wherever I May Roam
  10. Motorbreath
  11. Sad but True
  12. One
  13. Master of Puppets
  14. Fade to Black
  15. Seek & Destroy
  16. Fight Fire With Fire
  17. Enter Sandman

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

yes Yes YE YES!

From http://conference.writersua.com/techcomm/sessions/managing-reusable-content-in-a-multiple-author-environment/, comes what looks like a perfect session:


I like how the description states "while many of these techniques are not tool-specific" as most of these concepts are ones I wanted to implement at Pearson, where we used Confluence. Now that I'm a lone writer again (and received notice at my weekly staff meeting I am receiving a raise that will be effective on my August 1st paycheck!!!), I'm okay.

My Other Fave Band

Editor's Note: Language warning

Best Way to Hear HW to SD

Soon but Not Soon Enough

Good Morning

I really like collaborative writing. I was working on a document I didn't author and asked the document's owner - my co-worker - about her preference. Spoiler: it came down to a choice between two right answers - I just wanted consistency.

Me
Which do you prefer:
a) Run the following command in the SUP namespace in SUP (csession SUP –U SUP)
b) In the SUP namespace in SUP (csession SUP  -U SUP), run the following command

Co-worker
either are fine. They both give the same info.
Or is it either is fine?

Me
Either is. I had to look it up -
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"Either is" refers to a choice between two single items; "Either are" refers to a choice between two groups of items. "Shall I put an apple or a pear in your lunchbox?" could be answered by "Either is fine." "Shall I put cherries or plums in your lunchbox?" could be answered by "Either are fine."
|
from https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140630004821AAnxWG5

I prefer b). When I find instances of "a)", I will change them to be "b)".

Co-worker
Sounds good! thanks for the either syntax.


Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Doc as Code

Wow, I was SO off-base. I read http://idratherbewriting.com/2017/06/02/when-docs-are-not-like-code/ and have to say, I had a TOTALLY different definition of "Docs Like Code" so thank you for posting this.

Maybe this is called something else, but I haven't found the buzzword yet.

I was thinking along the lines of the technical writer controlling the content much like a programmer does for the system they create. If someone wants a change to the way the system works, they have to log a request to have the change made and then the programmer has to evaluate how that change would impact the system. I had also seen requests from customers that requested adding a value to a drop-down on a single screen turn into changing many more screens. The reason was because the customer had no idea that drop-down was used on more than that single screen - that was their "pain point" where they couldn't select the value they really wanted to see.

Thus, for documentation, if someone wanted a wording change or a different style, they would have to log a request, I would evaluate the request to identify the impact. They may have been suggesting a change to a snippet that was used in many more places. And I wouldn't have expected the customer to know that - that would be my job, just like it would be the programmer's job to figure out where their suggestion impacts the system.

They ---- ARE ---- Expected


Not a CSS Expert But... This isn't Right, Right?

I am 100% self-taught when it comes to HTML, CSS, RoboHelp, DOS, Excel, Confluence, and JavaScript. I have learned what I know from reading and trying to adapt what I read for my own purposes. I know I've mentioned that when I was learning about WinHelp (.hlp) files, I would download pretty much any WinHelp file I could find. After I opened the file on my computer, if I saw something I wanted to do in the WinHelp files I was creating at work, I would de-compile the file and look at how the author had created a button or some other feature. I was thirsty for knowledge. The same thing has plagued me during the years since working with WinHelp files for other technologies. I frequently look at CSS files and try to understand what is included within the CSS file to produce a specific characteristic of a website.

Today, I found something that doesn't make sense to me.


Defining h3 (Heading 3) twice in the same file seems wrong.

Editor's Note: Added the "WinHelp" tag for this post. 

Phishing but I Refuse to Bite

My name is not "Jen"...


... and it never will be!

No. Hell to the NO.

Why Wait?

So, with my cell phone, I can either pay $80 and then upgrade to a different device - or - I can pay $20 and instantly upgrade?


I have been too busy (or simply avoiding) going in to US Cellular. I have a business card of a saleswoman who helped me about a month ago with my current device not being able to receive pictures. At the time, she gave me a piece of paper with details about a new plan which included an Android tablet for free. Initially, I thought that would be great for recording Metallica on Friday in Newton, but since I've dragged my feet so much, I'm not sure I want to take a brand-new and unfamiliar device with me. On top of that, I'm fearing that the special that would give me the tablet has expired, which would make me sad. Thus, between now and 11 AM on Friday, I need to offload as much as I can from my current device, round up portable chargers so I can give my device "fuel" between Volbeat and Avenged Sevenfold, otherwise known as A7Xand then between A7X and Metallica. I'm unsure, though, if A7X is the first or second band - I assume they are second.

Monday, June 5, 2017

NBA & Metallica

From: http://www.nba.com/video/2017/06/01/20170601-70-years-nba-finals-metallica, comes this:


Great assortment of tunes - (I'm going to call the tune by the first word in the title) the person or team that put this together has a nice blend of old ("Seek") from Kill 'em All as well as 4 tunes from Ride the Lightening ("Bells" & "Ride" & "Fight" and "Fade") instead of focusing only on the Black album - from which there is only "Wherever" - and not "Enter Sandman" or "Sad But True." The inclusions from St. Anger ("Some") and Load ("King") are also cool.


I call it a job well done!

Do Your Homework

Emotional

Extreme Results

bleacherreport.com/articles/2713534-wwe-extreme-rules-2017-results-winners-grades-reaction-and-highlights

Looks Good

Gettin' My Gangsta Goin' On

Let the Countdown Begin







Over

On a beautiful Monday AM, I can report the following are over:
  1. Alex's graduation party
    Before pictures

    Facing garage in front left corner


    Facing garage in front right corner

    Facing garage in back left corner

    Facing garage in back right corner

  2. Bill Cosby's career
"Yeah" for #1 but not so much for #2.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Humbled by The Fact I will Never be able to play this

Forty-Two Words of Jibberish Strung into a Single Sentence

Neoliberal business philosophies and practices promoted by corporations and their partner foundations, supported by international organizations, financiers, and bankers, and welcomed, or at least tolerated by compliant governments, are trying to transform education from a government responsibility and social right into investment opportunities.
Pearson and the Neo-Liberal Global Assault on Public Education

http://fortune.com/2015/01/21/everybody-hates-pearson/ 

Remote Always Means Remote when Searching


Vandals Suck

From this article - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lebron-james-home-hate-crime_us_592ee7ebe4b09ec37c30dd89 - I went to this article - http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/31/lebron-james-home-vandalized-with-n-word-graffiti-hate-crime/?adid=pubexchange_huffpost_entertainment - which included this comment:

LeBron is right, we're not "equal in America." He's got a billion dollars and I'm in debt up to my eyeballs. It's time to take away your money and your mansions, LeBron, and make everyone equal.

I kind of feel the same way. It's not that I despise LeBron James or want his house to be desecrated or anything like that because no, I don't. Pondering what all of this means.

I'd be not doing my job if I didn't point out the media is not freaking out about this sentence:
And we got a long way to go for us as a society and for us as African-Americans until we feel equal in America.
It should be:
And we have a long way to go before we as a society and for me as an African-Americans until we feel equal in America.
Or something like that...
 

Other Meaning

Supposedly, this is a tune about lesbian / same sex lovers. Playing devil's advocate, what if you consider it two women singing about a husband's perspective on his relationship with his wife?


Strangers

She doesn't kiss me on the mouth anymore
'Cause it's more intimate, than she thinks we should get
She doesn't look me in the eyes anymore
Too scared of what she'll see, somebody holding me

When I wake up all alone
And I'm thinking of your skin
I remember, I remember what you told me

Said that we're not lovers, we're just strangers
With the same damn hunger
To be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all
We're not lovers, we're just strangers
With the same damn hunger
To be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all

She doesn't call me on the phone anymore
She's never listening, she says it's innocent
She doesn't let me have control anymore
I must've crossed a line, I must've lost my mind

When I wake up all alone
And I'm thinking of your skin
I remember, I remember what you told me

Said that we're not lovers, we're just strangers
With the same damn hunger
To be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all
We're not lovers, we're just strangers
With the same damn hunger
To be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all

I miss the mornings with you laying in my bed
I miss the memories replaying in my head
I miss the thought of a forever, you and me
But all you're missing is my body, oh

Said we're not lovers (we're not lovers)
'Cause we're just strangers
With the same damn hunger
To be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all
We're not lovers, we're just strangers
With the same damn hunger
To be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all (anything)

To feel anything at all
To feel anything at all
(You lost it)
(You lost it)
(You lost it)

Just a different perspective.

A Selection of the Hated, the Unreleased, and the Remixed

Seeing this video prompted me to find the song on youtube.com and embed in a post for future reference.


  1. Am I Savage?

  2. What is wrong with this?!? True, this is the WWE remix/re imaging of the tune to coincide with the Seth Rollins v. Triple H match at Wrestlemania, but I still like the tune:
  3. Purify
  4. I like this and wouldn't mind hearing it "live" in 8 days. It would really make the concert in Newton, IA, on Friday, June 9th, 2017 "special" and beyond description.

  5. Escape
  6. What is wrong with this?!? This is not a bad tune. Maybe it's one they didn't want to write or whatever, but given the crowd's reaction, I think it received a good reception.

  7. Temptation (unreleased, but heard in the Some Kind of Monster movie)
  8. I don't think it's really fair to include this tune on this list for several reasons: 
  • it was never refined
  • it was never released on an album
  • Metallica didn't know that what was going to end up on their album
  •  all of the "Presidio" recordings were scrapped




Hearing "Temptation" led me to a remix of a St. Anger tune:


From there, I delved into a scene from the "Some Kind of Monster" movie.


All things Metallica!!

Typo = Unstable

Since it is June 1st, it is likely I will see this specific post in the future. I have looked at "first of the month" posts in the past just as a quirky thing I do. Thus, here's something to think about, Future Prhmusic: looking back at the reaction to the Covfefe typo in President Trump's tweet, did it prove he is unstable or evil?

I only mention it because of the headline in my Washington Free Beacon email newsletter:



To read the "freak out" summary, see http://freebeacon.com/politics/unstable-evil-liberals-journalists-freak-out-over-trump-typo/.

Editor's Note: This is a post because it deals with writing.
More rantings about the Trump tpyo...
<snark>MY GOD!! PEOPLE!! Are you freakin' dense?!? It's a typo! Get over it! Good thing none of the above sites EVER have a typo in their content! </snark>