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Monday, September 12, 2016

This Post Started as a rant about a Generic Metal Band Seeking Musicians and Evolved to What You See Now

Just what I would NEVER join - a generic metal band. From the Hennepin (Minneapolis area) Craigslist Musicians page:

We are a generic metal band with currently a vocalist, bassist, guitarist/keyboardist, and DJ looking for a couple more guitarists and a drummer. Versatility and skill are key. Pro/stage-ready gear, commitment, and reliability are a must. Also just to throw it out there we ask drink and smoke so if you're straightedge this probably isn't the band for you. Also if you're just looking to hang out and get f*cked up without any care for the music this isn't for you either. So now that that's out of the way, lets get into it...

Guitarists:
Our current guitarist (who will of course be staying) plays rhythm which means you will both be lead so keep in mind what that entails. Sweeps, squeedlies, and meedlies are your tools. Use them.
* Bonus * You have previous experience in performing onstage, you're two guitarists that played together in a previous band, one of you is lefty (cuz lets be real that shit looks dope onstage), and/or you get the squeedlie/meedlie reference.
Drummer:
Must have your own kit and transport for you and said kit. Double bass is definitely a must. We play fast. You need two feet to keep up.
* Bonus * You have previous experience in performing onstage, fantastic bass triplet work, and/or you get the squeedlie/meedlie reference.

Also, from the same area, there was this ad. I'm including this ad because I like it when ads on Craigslist specify an existing setlist:

New Part time cover band in St. Paul (Off Duty Astronauts) looking for a fun loving Drummer / Percussionist to join the fun! We practice 3 to 4 times per month in St. Paul. We laugh, don't sweat mistakes, like band commaraderi (sic)while polishing the tunes.

We're experienced but have day jobs and want to keep music in our lives! We want to play out 10 times a year (private or pub/bar) but are open to more depending on opportunity and schedules. This isn't a "project" and there are no egos!
We are not expecting pay while we polish to a competitive product. (Using the word product a little loosely)
Age range 40 to 55?
We are at 40 songs and have a gig lined up for Oct. 22nd.

Here is a feel for what we are Playing.
  1. Chain Gang - Pretenders
  2. Creep -- Radio Head
  3. Vertigo - U2 Hello -- Dragonette
  4. Harder To Breathe - Maroon 5
  5. Seven Nation Army - White Stripes
  6. The Middle -- Jimmy Eat World
  7. Should I Stay Should I Go
  8. Shook Me All Night Long
  9. Sweet Child of mine
  10. White Wedding -- Billy Idol
  11. Ex's and OH's -- Elle King
  12. Shake it up - Cars
  13. Hash Pipe -- Weezer
  14. Blister In The Sun -- Violent Femmes
  15. Forget You -- Cee lo Green
  16. Flag Pole Sitta - Harvey Danger
  17. Gigantic -- Pixies
  18. Gone daddy Gone -- Violent Femmes
  19. Smooth Criminal (MJ)- Alien Ant Farm
  20. Wicked Game - Chris Iaasic
  21. Billie Jean- Michael Jackson
  22. Gimme One Reason- Tracy Chapman
  23. Mercy- Duffy
  24. Fulson Prison
  25. Sex on Fire- Kings of Leon
  26. Valerie- Amy Winehouse
  27. Paint it Black- The Rolling Stones


In other news, yesterday, I had a voice mail from John, a guitarist I've talked to occasionally over the last 18 months. He wanted to know if I would be interested in getting together and jamming soon. Hopefully we can do something.

Editor's note: I have no idea what these words mean:
  • sweeps
  • squeedlies
  • meedlies

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