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Tuesday, July 3, 2018

I don't Love Pro Wrestling to Spend $550 for a Ticket!!

While I was printing tickets for going to "Sister Act" in Dubuque on Thursday, July 19, 2018, I was curious if WWE was returning to Iowa soon. It is not.
The closest to Iowa I saw on the ticketmaster.com website was an October 8, 2018, date at the Allstate Arena in Rosemont, IL. Eternally curious, I looked at the tickets. Granted, the "public onsale date" is Friday, August 10, 2018, so I'd think there will be reasonably priced tickets available on that day. However, for now? A ticket for this event is $550! And that's not even the first row?!? Regardless of the price, I'm not going to Chicago to see WWE.

TWD Rumors ... Again

http://www.tvguide.com/news/the-walking-dead-rick-maggie-death-predictions/




Skip Iowa? OK!!!

The Smashing Pumpkins are not on my list of bands I really want to see live. I like a short list of their tunes, such as "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" and "Cherub Rock" but beyond those two, I get into the "I really do not like this band" mode very quickly. Thus, when I scan this list of their upcoming tour dates, which I'm including here only as a means to show that, once again, bands skip playing in Iowa while not skipping Chicago, Kansas City, Omaha, & St. Paul (the Twin Cities), I'm not heartbroken by the fact that they did skip Iowa. The Smashing Pumpkins used to play at Gabes Oasis (I'm told) prior to 'making it big' on the national scene but there's no love for Iowa now. I guess I can also point out that their tour skips Milwaukee & St. Louis, which are the other two area cities that usually are included in the list of cities a band will play. Anyways, here's the tour dates and NO, I'm not going to Chicago, Kansas City, the Twin Cities, or Omaha to see them on this tour! Oh, by the way, I'm also not giving a rat's behind about the way the table looks, mainly because I don't care about the band.


Smashing Pumpkins 2018 North American Tour Dates
July 12, 2018
Glendale, AZ
Gila River Arena
July 14, 2018
Oklahoma City, OK
Chesapeake Energy Arena
July 16, 2018
Austin, TX
Frank Erwin Center
July 17, 2018
Houston, TX
Toyota Center
July 18, 2018
Dallas, TX
American Airlines Center
July 20, 2018
Nashville, TN
Bridgestone Arena
July 21, 2018
Louisville, KY
KFC Yum! Center*
July 22, 2018
Atlanta, GA
Infinite Energy Arena
July 24, 2018
Miami, FL
AmericanAirlines Arena
July 25, 2018
Tampa, FL
Amalie Arena
July 27, 2018
Baltimore, MD
Royal Farms Arena
July 28, 2018
Philadelphia, PA
Wells Fargo Center
July 29, 2018
Uncasville, CT
Mohegan Sun Arena
July 31, 2018
Boston, MA
TD Garden
August 01, 2018
New York City, NY
Madison Square Garden
August 02, 2018
Holmdel, NJ
PNC Bank Arts Center#
August 04, 2018
Pittsburgh, PA
PPG Paints Arena
August 05, 2018
Detroit, MI
Little Caesars Arena
August 07, 2018
Montreal, Québec
Centre Bell
August 08, 2018
Toronto, Ontario
Air Canada Centre
August 09, 2018
London, Ontario
Budweiser Gardens
August 11, 2018
Columbus, OH
Schottenstein Center
August 13, 2018
Chicago, IL
United Center - SOLD OUT
August 14, 2018
Chicago, IL
United Center
August 16, 2018
Kansas City, MO
Sprint Center
August 17, 2018
Indianapolis, IN
Bankers Life Fieldhouse
August 19, 2018
St. Paul, MN
Xcel Energy Center
August 20, 2018
Omaha, NE
CenturyLink Center
August 21, 2018
Sioux Falls, SD
Denny Sanford Premier Center
August 24, 2018
Seattle, WA
KeyArena
August 25, 2018
Portland, OR
Moda Center
August 27, 2018
Oakland, CA
Oracle Arena
August 28, 2018
Sacramento, CA
Golden 1 Center
August 30, 2018
Los Angeles, CA
The Forum - SOLD OUT
August 31, 2018
Los Angeles, CA
The Forum
September 01, 2018
San Diego, CA
Viejas Arena
September 02, 2018
Las Vegas, NV
T-Mobile Arena
September 04, 2018
Salt Lake City, UT
Vivint Smart Home Arena
September 05, 2018
Denver, CO
Pepsi Center
September 07, 2018
Boise, ID
Ford Idaho Center
September 08, 2018
Calgary, Alberta
Scotiabank Saddledome*
September 09, 2018
Edmonton, Alberta
Rogers Place*

Monday, July 2, 2018

Rudimentary Rudiments

Dissecting a Spider

Uh-Oh...

I waited nearly 3 hours just to walk into Toy Story Land at Disney World, and it's something no one should ever do

Race Card Played in Typical Fashion

The headline screams, "89-Year-Old Resorts To Urinating In Public After Gas Station Won’t Let Her Use Bathroom" and declares in the tagline how "“I feel like we need some type of public apology,” the woman’s granddaughter said."" in the article by
David Moye, which was published on 07/02/2018 05:29 PM ET, and then updated around 8 pm last night.

But know what?

The gas station doesn't have a public bathroom.

It was not a racist gas station attendant - it was a company policy in effect for years.

YEARS!! Not "because she is black, we are going to discriminate."

Damn!

Here's the link to read about the non-racist incident:
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/evelyn-redic-bathroom-shell_us_5b3a83d5e4b09e4a8b262e8e

Documentation Specialist/Technical Writer - but Not for Me...

Documentation Specialist/Technical Writer

Customer Success Lincoln, Nebraska Remote, United States

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 Opportunity Summary:
We’re looking for a Lead Documentation Specialist/Technical Writer to join the AccuRoute team in Lincoln, NE, Cincinnati OH, Chelmsford MA, Montreal QB, or remotely. The successful candidate will possess a minimum of 5 years of technical writing experience and the ability to build relationships and work effectively at all levels of an organization. We have a very open and friendly environment where everyone has the opportunity to contribute their ideas, help improve existing processes and accelerate their careers. This team member will be responsible for the creation, distribution and delivery of product related documentation and knowledge for Upland’s AccuRoute products via our online help, product Communities and other mediums.
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Odd Couples in PW

bleacherreport.com/articles/2783722-team-hell-no-and-the-10-best-odd-couples-in-wwe-history


And by Removing this, I Return to the Work World

I just removed the following Out of Office automatic reply within Outlook:


It feels good to be back to work. The vacation was good - I played some decent golf and spent quality time with both Louis (my father-in-law) and Alex (my son) and Megan (my daughter) and Karen (my wife) and Jean (my mother-in-law). That said, I'm actually ready to be out of the consistent heat & humidity and to return to my air-conditioned work environment.

I took a lot of screenshots on my cell phone while I was on vacation. I had originally thought I would create a post for each day of vacation and put the screenshots from the day into the post. However, I also am aware that the total post count for June 2018 was inflated because of doing many posts from my cell phone with a single screenshot or a link. I also know I have a lot of emails I sent to myself regarding what I can best summarize as related to politics, which I will add to the page on this blog that is dedicated to politics. I'm sure the rest will shake itself out.