Lord, you are vast beyond what my brain can fathom. Your wisdom extends beyond the combined brains of all creatures on Earth.
I love you more than any other possession or any talent that you have gifted to me. Praise be to you forever. Allow me to make a humble request.
If you deem it, grant that the technical writing I write today matches or exceeds the talent you have bestowed upon Erick Erickson.
May your will be done forever, until the end of days.
Amen.
Yep, I Did
Erick-Woods
Erickson
I
watched it. I want to talk about mail-in ballots vs. absentee ballots instead,
but duty calls.
I
sat in a bathtub, had a few beers, and watched that Zoom call. I figured doing
it that way gave me the option to drown if the Zoom call became too painful.
You know what? I actually liked the roll call of states, except Texas. I
expected big hats and the Alamo and got El Paso protest mural activism. Texas
ain’t going Joe Biden now.
I’m
confused about how the Northern Marianas Islands cast a vote when the vote was
scheduled for August 18th and they were already August 19th, but we’ll let that
pass. It was well done.
But
forgive me — you want me to vote for Biden and trot out all the Democrats and
Republicans who have collectively screwed up American foreign policy for the
last twenty years ignoring an emboldened communist Chinese regime and an
aggressive Russian regime? You people screwed up our foreign policy, weakened
us, apologized for our might, and want us to vote for Biden?
Nope.
Clinton
was Clinton and we disagree on a lot, but the man still has a level of
political charisma. He knew he needed to make the job application case and I
thought he did a good job, but wow has he aged and he is still younger than
Biden!
The
Carter bit was sad. You heard them but did not see them. You can tell they have
hit the age of uncertainty beyond the day. It is sad.
The
Jill Biden stuff was strategically brilliant. Donald and Melania Trump do not
have that sort of relationship and, frankly, given the age disparity, it’d
probably gross people out to see them behave like the Bidens. But that is for
the Bidens to capitalize on. I think they’re going to try to make this the Joe
and Jill Show with a side of Kamala and I suspect it is going to be effective
for suburban women, i.e. the President’s “suburban housewives” who really
aren’t fans of the idea of seeing husbands cavorting with their third wives.
The
GOP needs to figure out a way to shine more — I suggest live audiences if they
can. I still think the President from the South Lawn is a bad and unimaginative
idea. The roll call of the states gives the GOP something to consider.
The
President needs Bill Shine doing this.
One
last note before getting to ballots.
I
actually think the Bidens are nice people. Spare me your outrage about how
their sins are worse than your own so they are terrible bad people or they have
a political position or did something you hate so you hate them. You don’t know
them. You are a sinner too. I speak at the civil, civic level where Americans
of different politics should be able to be kind to one another. You’re a giant
sinner too so spare me.
They
are nice people. I know military families the Bidens have helped and they have
implored these families to stay quiet lest their private help is seen as
political. They were sincere in offering help and I find that deeply
commendable. You won’t see these families on the campaign trail. None of them
are Democrats. But I suspect they’ll all vote for the Bidens because they
dearly love them for their help.
I
am a sucker for the stories never told on both sides of the aisle and I like to
know that people I may fiercely disagree with politically are still people
who’d give someone the shirt off their back if it’d help.
Jill
Biden will be an asset on the trail. AOC will not. She did her level best to
sabotage the brand last night. It was kind of funny to see.
Now,
having reviewed last night, let’s get to the real big issue.