Independence

Today is the 4th of July. Obviously, a long time ago, our country declared its independence from England and began our journey on the promise that all citizens are entitled to, among other things, "the pursuit of happiness."
I think if I had a bunch of dollars that were burning a hole in my pocket, I'd be happy with the ~800 CDs in the following two Craigslist ads. Of course,

1. From the Craigslist > Denver page comes a leading candidate for "worst ad ever" - name a CD in either of these two pictures! And why on earth are they in the kitchen?!?

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OVER 700 ROCK CDS! 70s TO 2000s ALL ROCK! HEAVY METAL HAIR PUNK GRUNGE - $350 (commerce city/reunion)
Huge collection of rock CDs! Ranging from 1970s to 2000s, every bit of it is ROCK! $350

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2. From the Craigslist > San Francisco page comes a much better ad:

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Collection of about 100 Rock/Metal CDs for sale - they are all great titles and in great condition.
Ozzy
Metallica
Megadeath
Dave Mathews Band
Creed
Godsmack
Throwing Copper
Counting Crows
Soundgarden
David Gray
Blink 182
Judas Priest
Alice In Chains
Megadeath
Van Halen
Rob Zombie
Slayer
White Zombie
Black Sabbath
Scorpions
Iron Maiden

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