Headline Writing 101

I sincerely hope that there's a Marketing professor somewhere looking at the headline (title) of The Matt Walsh Show episodes and trying to teach budding Marketing majors how to write like this headline:

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Degenerate Weirdo in See-Through Onesie Defiles Priceless Historical Artifact

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It is captivating and makes me want to watch the episode through only 9 words, even if the Blogger editor didn't like the word "onesie"

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