Even if I had 25 hours in a day, I would not waste my time learning to do this...

The title of this entry says it all... Dude, don't you have some friggin' homework to do?

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I'd rather spend my time listening to some classic BC...

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And, if BC is too squeaky clean, you have to experience some EM raw. Raw = f-bombs. If you don't like f-bombs are don't even know what one is, you shouldn't watch it. For those that like BC, you will find the first few minutes of EM doing BC hilarious.

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BUT.... if you LIKE EM and you don't mind a F-bomb, the ice cream man skit is hilarious.

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I was in a church and the pastor started talking re: George Carlin missing the point about religion. George Carlin said that if there was a God, why would he allow things to be so crazy and out of control. The pastor went on to say Carlin doesn't get it. God gave all of us - humans - the power of freewill. As I listened to the anti-Carlin tirade - and I'm agreeing with the pastor's opinion about Carlin's opinion of religion - I really wish the pastor had seen this clip, which I consider better than anything else Carlin ever said:

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